Mine are:

Kalankisthan
and
Poonte.

My unequivocal hatts off to these two Jeeves! :)

And yours? Fire away!

About the original posting...........Poonte ta thikai cha. Tara Kalansthan???? Dude....give me a break. Did kalaksthan buy you a drink or what? I see his postings here and there but they are far from humorous.

My choice would be Moneyminded. Man, remember the jatadhari baba meditating on a seashore? With a glass of wine on his hand? And unabashed account of his past and philosophies? Remember the dashain pic he had posted, where he was trying to get close to a lass? He hee eh.

Even his most recent posting about so-called friends was hilarious. If you are talking about humour, Moneyminded is the man. I dont know how he is in real life though but sajha-wise, he is the real deal.

And matrixrose, go and start a new thread called Matrix Rose Dohori. Play all dohoris there but please do not defile a nice thread with your wayward comments and antakshyrais and dohoris.

here, i will open that for you for the said purpose.

So yea, the thread took a turn into star signs and all..but that happens ni. Just like in real life, whereby you are perhaps having some conversation and hey, before you know it the topic changes.Matrixrose remains entertaining in her own right . We each of us have our own unique sense of humour .Some haru ko chahi, more developed than the others. Um..jasteri ki timro.Moneyminded is cute,granted, but his kinda humour might not appeal necessarily to all;) No offence there ,moneyminded, ya know i like you haina?

But while sticking close to the topic, i have to say, Dannyboy and Sandhurst have each carved a niche for himself.Dannyboy(Anonymous) with his singlish and self deprecating kiddings and Sandhurst for his drollness and smartypants comebacks. And among the few females who do write in.. i will have to say, Sitara rules.Her "pangkha" joke in Heartache inSixth Avenue (John Galt's thread, which quite incidentally ,drifted away from the topic in point as well :) ) .She rocks and has managed very well to put in an image in my head which i could very well have done without ;) hehehe... the pic consists of this huge fan..Indian origins ko and a constipated being.:)

Correct me if im wrong.. or maybe u sudnt... im not very fond of being corrected. Huna ta,i havent been here all that long..theres a chance i might have overlooked someone.And hopefully that someone's ego isnt all that big.

Gone with the wind....

PS* Matrixrose, Aquarian chahi? :P

Kalankisthan.. havent seen him around all that much... Im sure Sandhurst knows what hes typing about. Kalanki's grammar ra vocab is wel enough. Humour remains to be seen ;) Common Kalanki.. show us what you have got.Prove this bhoonte guy wrong wud ya? A gentleman is being accused of corrupion( a drink is still a very mild sorta bribery :P)

all in jest..or maybe not.

Hahaooooo!!! Funniest person re, dayumm!!! Let me call my mom and tell her about my achievement. eh... Sandhurst, nahasau na bro. Poonte dai is funniest of them all, no doubt about that. :D

Matrix Rose, Muhaaa!!! That's me, that's me. haha... Thyakkai milyo. "They buy their latest CD single and when most people are fed up of hearing it, they are still playing it on repeat."... No wonder I still listen to "Wham!", whose songs were probably the first I had ever noticed when I was a kid. :D "Take me to the edge of heaven, one last time might be forever, when the passion dies, it's just a matter of time before my heart is looking for a home" ahh....

"Try to get your Gemini friends to give up smoking."... somebody please do that. eh.

Thats true kalankisthan.. LOL
मेउटिस रोज सपना देखीराको होला.......she will get ur 'Muaaah' romorrow.

अनी के भयो...सम्वाददाता को रिपोर्ट त आएननी अझै????
we gotta find out the truth whether lute is guilty or not....
Damn ... ur Gemini tooo???

Chat ma ta.,.. i would have to say, flipflop is really sweet, ne0/san is funnysmart, Chriscornell is cheesy kinda funny. And there is yet a gal who goes by the nick of Sayuri, from the memoirs of a geisha , shes a gem.

Gone with the wind...got loads to do.

Haaah ! Ok, samjhera nai haas uthyo ! *giggles*

My #1 pick of the list ---------------->> Dada_Giri !

The rear end of the list is brought up by :::::: Thees_keta, Poo da, Meeru, Kalanki Tharu Thotey !
I would like to add one more thing abt Kalanki. He's-------------> Super-Senstive too !! :P *puts on her running shoes*

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Hello to Miz Scarlett and Sandhurst.*waves*
Was caught up in a bout of Exam-asystolytis.

Happy Birthday to Sandhurst !! [ sumwhere around the mid of the Scorpio month, I presume... ]

Sastang Dandawat to Matrix Astro-guruama !

my vote goes to.......BHAAAAUTE n THEES KETA

'you ko ra mine ko' re Rose? Hana yini jotisheni baju... ahey sorry baini ke bhanchhin?? Hera baaje laai Hajur Sarkaar bhannu nasake sahi, tapaain bhanda ke farak parthyo? :)))) La la, timi nai bhana... ke ko 'you' ko na 'mine' ko.. au 'tan' nabhana ni feri... chaak ma sumlo basla feri, aiyyaaa.... bhandeko chhu... lau ja.. hahahah

Tala pada hai:

Scorpio:
Scorpios appear confident and usually most of them are in reality just that. All Scorpios can turn their hand to anything with regards to a career. ------ teo pukka ho!


If they need to make a living and make money they don't mind doing any job that gets them what they require. ---- teo pani thik.

They usually have a good physique and are very rarely are overweight. ----- teo ta jhan bhannai parena!!

This is usually due to the fact that they find it very hard to relax and will often drink or smoke. They might smoke and drink to excess -------- yeo alik milena, alik hain mildai kilena,, timro baaje never drinks nor smokes hai... a strict teetotal ke. I know, this will come across you as something hard to believe.. I was brought up that way.. my friends back in my student days used to call me 'Matwaali Upadhya Bahun'! :) Funny, innit?

Ani Gemini ko kurai nagarum,,, sabai mildo rachha.... myaaauu-triks-gulaab saachhi chha..

The problem is when a relationship starts, they might have by chance got involved with somebody else at the same time, often within the same week.

all Geminis go round having affairs/// grrrr laakesh hai ta,, bhanidim uslai....... teo fat chaak ko satynash hune bho probho! :))))))

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Maila bhai -- jetha dai ko pyaar ani shubhashish! Keep it coming.

Lonely - I know, you ain't no lonely anymore... is dat korrekt or wat??

Tranquilit - Rose is our resident Jotish.... did I just say jotisheni baju or what?

raatodungaa - I know, Rose is the main culprit to turn this thread into a HOROSKOP thingy... grrr :))

Flip flop ji - hana tapainko teo flip flop ko (chappal) ko fitaa chudya chhaina bhanya... fyat fyat hidya hidya hunuhunchha gaanthe... lau aundai garnus hai haamro gaam tira swaagat chha..:)

Scarlett - Cheers. I know, 'drollness and smartypants comebacks' - Sandhurst's trademark.. what can I say.

Kalanki - hana tesari maan ko apamaan garne... :))))) funniest bhan dyaa ta hoina re... ani aam-baau laai bhaneu ta? hahahah..... hey, still remembering your LUTE lines in the other thread - they had me in bloody stitches... and I almost peed in my pants laughing.. ke.. metaphorically! :) One big funny git you turned out to be.. no denying about that! Oh, yes. Keep em coming hai..

Scarlett - again, thanks for your tripple posting madam.. Hope you day has been equally good as yesterday.

Stay tuned all. Carpe diem.

Lau chhutechha...

Laaadyyyy Crrrofftt.... kahan harako bhanya... :(

Sashtanga dandawat to you too.

:))

Mr Lonely. well if you know where to draw the line then yea its ok....but for some reason I dont get along with Aries...may be both being too stubborn hehee...:p

Birkhey hehe...I know what you mean, im not any better...even though I have all these burned cds I still need to get teh original album...:D

Dangerous Tranquilit and our lovely redstone ...leo is above hera ta....:)

Sand i turned this thread to something else re? learned from you go check your other postings hehe...anyways sorry if i hurted you..and stop picking that only part you like kya...atleast be fair enough to post the whole line...duhhhh...but scorps are sensitive alleee....ok lets stop here. :)

KaLaNkIsThAn ....nice to know its you...feels good.....:)

There is a great deal of unexpected communication coming your way today, Rose, but be careful of whom you trust. There is an element of fantasy that is getting factored into the picture. This might serve to cause some disruption in your world if you automatically accept everything at face value. Make sure you check your sources at least twice before proceeding. You will be much better off if you remain prepared for the worst.....OK GONE FOR NOW....:D

hahahahahah well mapani MADAWALI CHUNAB MA JASTO RASTRYIA PRAJATANTRA PATRY KO UMEDUAR JASTO.....VOTE KE MA MONEYMINDED, CHUNAB CHINA KE BHANDA PAISA RE..>! HARE! TYO NE KO SANGA BHANDA mero kalanki guru ji sanga, hare mero yo ali ali bhako dimaga ma bhairab aryal ko mapai, braham ko prayogsala bata ali ali inspired bhako thiyo...tara dyaam sajah ma aayera KALANKI GURU BATA YETRO KURA KO GYAAN PAAICHA BHAANE TAHA NAI THIYE NA.
BHOOTE BRO THANKS HAI FOR CONCERNED, PPL FIND ME SOMETIME HARD TO DIGEST KE TARA U R ONE OF THOSE GUY WHO GOES FOR ME...ANI HYA KE KO MIND GARNE.....NE SCARLETTE TIMI TA MERO SAATHI NAI HO NE...PHERI TYO MIND GARNA KO LAGI MA SANGA KE KO MIND CHA

LA HAI KALANKI GURU YO PALI KO CHUNAB MA CHAI TAPAI KO NAI CHA HAI BAHUMATT....JHANTA KO AWAJ TAPAI NAI HO KYARA....PURBA MAHAKALI DHEKI PAACHIN KARNALI SHAAMA JANTA KO BHASA MAA BUJNE BEENGE TAPAI SANGA NAI HO.....TAPAI BHANKEO HAMRO BUSH! ....HARE TYO BUSH HAINA KE ARKO BUSH...BAANMARA.....TAMAKOSHI KO BAGAR MA PANI BHETNE...ANI LEK MA MA NE PHAALNE.....:) LA CHUNAB CHINA CHA KE PARYO KALANKISTAN MARG HO KE GURU!

BHAANCHAN NE AK-47 BHANDA KEYBOARD BAALIYO........ABA BHIR BATA KHASNE GORU LAI KAASLE RAM RAM BHAAN NE JAAMANA AAYO RA...SEEDAI....KAATINCHA RA ANI STEAK KHAEEYENCHA...KASO,....Phasupatinath le malai maaf garun....ke garne pravu...rato beef steak dheekyo me......peet karia haalcha

ani matrix ma chai born in 21 march aries pare..ke cha mero rashi

लाहुरे दाइको बुढ्यौलीमा के कुर्कुरे बैँश चढेको भन्या।।।..:P..चालिस बर्षे जवानि चढ्यो जस्तो छ!!!!....:D
कहिले फलर्ट गर्ने कहिले फनि मान्छे खोज्ने , कत्ति फनि मान्छे हो यो लाहुरे त!!! ऐना हेर्नु ल, त्यहि हो मेरो लागि फनि मान्छे!!!....:D

money email ma ask..complain ayo...:D

कति पैसा दक्षिणा टक्राम्नु पर्छ ज्योतिष महारानी!!!...:D....:P

Hehe im not jotisi sotisi....Europeans introduced me to this and now is one of my hobby...matrai...

hehehehe...teso bhye European haaru Nepalko Ratnapark ma lagera rakhnuparyo...haha...Paisa kamaunchhan tnihaarule...:D

""Happy Birthday to Sandhurst !! [ sumwhere around the mid of the Scorpio month, I presume... ] ""

Lady Croft - many thanks for that. I'm one day past the big day kya! Phew! I trust that your exam went smoothly and that burning-midnight oil wasn't much of a daunting task. Easier said than done though! Best wishes for the results - I know, you'll pass them with flying colours. Like with everything else we Scorpions do, don't we? Here's to us Scorpios... :)
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Rose, ke ko sorry bhani rako la! Ke ko 'hurted' hunchha hau - jiskeko pani thaa hundaina ki ke ho timilai! :) Your baaje is one big fiery soul, nothing can penetrate it that easily. No emotional snivelling, no wining, pining etc! Scorpio traits you see! :)! (Ask Lady Croft!)

Typo: 'Matwaali Upadhya Bahun'. Ulto bhayechha.. Upadhya matwaali .....! :)
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Bhoonte - answer dinai bhulechhu. Kalanki is one funny git that I would want to put my money on! :) Kalanki bought me drink or what re? Forget drink, he bought me a can of laughing gas and gave it to me inhale it without wearing my respirator and canister! :)Howaboutthat? Good innit? :)))) Keep on cruising.
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Moneyminded bro - umedwaar hunuhola, bhot laune belaa maa bichhar garamla.. tara ahile laai chain Kalanki ra Poonte laai nai bhot dine maa chhu.. tapainko teo grinding gardai gareko Wanchai ko foto haru ajhai jawos... all very groovy stuff. Pukka ho.
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Nirrrrrrrrrrmaaaaaaaaaaannnn,
Ahem, ahem.. khak thu thu,,, where's me water bottle bhaneko. Hana ke bhanchha hau gaanthe! Hana kurkure bainsha chadnu pani budo hunu parchha ra? Teo ta chadeko chadekai ho ni hau.. hana achamma banayo baa Nirman le.. mera hajurbaa le sattari (70 years) barkha hunda ta chhora paunchhu bhannera dulahi khojna radako machaako merai ankhaa maa jhaljhali chha... Bhanesi,, tapain ko Dai lai yeti chado kahan 'write-off' garnu atyaa yaar. Nirman le malai Kashi tira pathamna atyo.. lau na gohar gohar... :)) ani saanchi.. 40 barkha pugnu chai ajhai goda paanch saat barkha chha hai, Nirman.. Tetikai Dai kahan Sajha ma furfur garya chha... lau jaa! :))))

Jotish maharani re? Taloo ma tutulka nikalne man chha ki ky ho Nirman? ke bhanya testo? Myautiks le yetro falaam ko ghan (hammer) lukai raraako chha re.. delaa marne gari feri! ali ali bhako kesh pani khasla feri.. :)))

I forgot to include Nirman under my funny list.. thuyaa - man kahan thiyo yaar! :)
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Scarlett,
Miss Dannyboy sorely - his burst of woffles. Hope he's reading this post with a giggle or two in his face... Blimey!

""theres a chance i might have overlooked someone.And hopefully that someone's ego isnt all that big.""

Went over my head - ooosh! I sincerely hope, the 'someone' is not yours truly. Rissani maaf paun nonetheless! :))

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Here's to all funny ones! Cheers.
Carpe diem