With all the bickering and turmoil in Nepal, there's a light at the end of the tunnel...Weekend is coming Guys and Gallards!!
So, recharge your brain, answer the following questions, post your own riddles and say TGIAF (A=almost):

Ok, here's easy one. You must have heard this one before.

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
Who am I?

Candle

Candle :-)

आज बिहान भर्खर सम्झ्या थे मैले उता चौतारीमा

नाम लिया पिया हाजिर

I'm SMRT [Nope, not a typo. It is SMRT not SMART ; )] in Homer's style!

sabai kasto smart.. Baucha and Ritthe........right answer.. Gracy, you too are smart.
ritthe, Oh tei bhayera aaja  aako ni ta   naam liya, aagayi piya lol

Few more :
#1    Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
#2    I  have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?

#3   some people make it but don't want it, some people buy it but don't need it, some people need it but don't know it.

My guess:

#2 - Book

[Milyo?]

Gracy, milyo... #2 is book

How about others?

#1 is Ton
#3 is Coffin :) Milyo hai? :D

milyo milyo............ bery ishmart! Where's yours? 

Answer:

गाउ घरमा झिङा त भन्की रहन्छन नि , चिया दिए पछी दाई मुखियाको चिया गिलास मा झिङा मडारिए तर उस्को मा भने नास्ती ।  बोलिको कमी भए पनि दिमागको कमी थिएन .

Here's my plain n easy one :)

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

And fat bEast will be fat bast if I am not there :) k bhanchau riten Dai

You got it right Fat Bast :)

The letter E

Absolutely your highness :)

 what is that which is in front of women and back of cow?
name the place where men and women have same hair?
what is a similarity between dick and mouse?
cup ko handle kun side ma huncha?

W, eyebrows, they both get excited when a pussy is around, outside

 3: they are in search of a hole- always

 yeta na uti bakhra ko puti vanya k ho?
buji na suji kukura ho [Disallowed String for - use not allowed] vanya k ho?