Breaking News: April 1

Donald J Trump decided to terminate his presidential campaign citing " he is sick and tired of wining polls"

To the utmost surprise Kim Kardashian took selfie with garments on.

MS Dhoni blamed wet pitch for the wt20 loss whereas West Indies blamed Dhoni for the loss.

Miss Archana Paneru signed a movie playing young Anuradha Koirala for the biopic of Miss Koirala.

Miss Jal Shah recently lost 100 lbs. Thanks to the Yoga Guru Miss Anu Yadav and her yoga post on Sajha.

Another sad news regarding our very own Nas who died last month by drowning in Vagina. According to the police report he was scuba diving there to find the G-Spot. Sajha folks were curious about his whereabouts for sometime.

Good news for Undocumented Nepali folks here in USA, TPS has been extended for lifetime of any Nepalese who are current TPS beneficiary.

That's all for today. Check back for more breaking news.

Your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me. Great one as always Managale.

Nas joke got me 🐐🐐

Looked like everybody was going to Nepal today. Qatar airlines was so packed that some passenger had to be moved up to the roof of the plane.

Save some now for April 1st next year. ;)

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